Am I doing it wrong if I'm playing Balatro with a calculator
Mercurial :badapple:
Merc@lab-nyanide-com.mostr.pub
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:green: Mercurial "The Game" Black
Male, 25 ± 1.
I have a funny bio I'll paste it in here if I end up actually sticking with this account instead of migrating for the billionth time.
https://mercurial.blog/
You weren't created, you were discovered.
assigned #epic at birth
hey girl are you a construction worker
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assigned #epihe/himc at birth wait I already said that disregard this line strike that
paranoid he/himschizophrenic arc (NOT ERA)
assigned #epimorphism at birth (I cancel the right)
assigned #epidermis at birth (I'm glad I was I prefer having skin)
I do not necessarily endorse the views of my characters
Miners dni (if you're a crafter hmu (like hit game modded minecraft 1.12.2)]
I think the paranoid schizophrenia plus math has made me discovhe/himer God we'll see if 8t sticks
Assigned #
Idk if laughinghe/him at my own jokes is healthy it's like a nonconvergent ouroboros of s***
- @MercurialBlack@labhe/him.nyan
Got sister to watch first two episodes of The Penguin. She liked it. She kept being like 'they should do X' and then 2 seconds later they did X. Also it's gaslight the show and we both like that.
You officially stop being a child at 18 and unofficially at 24 if you're still immature past that age kill yourself
>asking the girl who has a crush on me if she has any friends she could hook me up with
Caught kuru from a vegan bitch, last time I fall for the 'organic grassfed' meme
youre my favourite mark
Why are all the posts in r/worldjerking about trans people now goddamn it. Like that's all I'm seeing from it these past few days.
The joker has been deported to brazil
Just masterminded your destruction

barcade let's kill moon


If I learn any of your addresses I'm launching a missile