Asked my missus to buy some of those long thin balloons today.
Her: “What? Why? What are you gonna do with them?”
Me: “Make balloon animals for [our daughter].”
Her: “What?! How?! Are you serious? You can do that?!”
Me: “If a literal clowns can make balloon animals, pretty sure I can work it out.”
Her: 😮
She seems to think balloon poodles are secret knowledge and require a degree from Bozo’s clown school or something lol.
You can just learn things on YouTube
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Mavis Beacon was the original DEI hire
Will really is a fucking twerp.
I bet everyone who saw Alex’s note set their quantum computers to go crack his nsec to claim that massive $100 bounty before he can workout coinjoins.
What a total moron you are @jb55


The standard Melbourne black puffer jacket has been replaced #AUStriches
Magoo is in paid partnership with Saylor who he shits on non-stop? Yes this is real.


Everyone involved in Amazon’s Wheel Of Time - straight on the list.
The people that allowed and pushed that subversive bullshit all need to go.
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View quoted note →Brian is top of the list. Maybe not first up, but he’s right up there in the first week.
Look at this cunt’s idea of PoW on a thread about the Clarity Act and see what you think about a blade lopping his head off..
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View quoted note →Over time I have come to appreciate Bitcoin Cash for one reason - it became the Schelling Point for the early retarded Bitcoiners such that now I don’t need to be considered as part of the same group as morons like this

