With the slow and now almost terminal cooptation of the entire internet more and more will thank Satoshi for his providential invention. Without it we would have been sooo cooked.

The only right test to know if your woman has gotten fat is whether or not she’ll agree to full-weight face sitting on you. Dont hesitate to zap for more life changing advice. V4V !

Some stack sats. Some spend sats. I spread sats. We’re not the same.

Small dip energy

Feeling down today. Maybe the fallout of paying both my parents’ mortgage. They’re free, at last. Maybe it’s the prescription opiates withdrawal. Maybe it’s my goddaughter getting sexually assaulted. Maybe it’s because I discovered I already am part of my country’s top 7% richest homes, so I technically classify as « rich » though I reaaaaally don’t feel like it. Maybe it’s because I binged on Uber eats lobster rolls yesterday night. Maybe it’s because I keep failing at orange-pilling anyone. I dunno. Vibes are off…

It ain’t much but it’s honest work