Coretards. Feel the wave. The purge is coming.

Tried Salvia once long time ago. Everything was made of dices. And there were raylights beaming down from the ceiling. Shit was whacked. Exhausting though.

Do not run Core. Run Knots. If unhappy, code your own client. Be afraid CORETARDS. Change is coming. You shall not pass. I type this from the comfort of my holidays, drenched in sweat, my ears drowning in the sound of my screeching children. With a FaceIdless iPhone. Forcing me to type a code every time. It pains me. I ache my friends. But I will die on this hill you here me you god damn Coretards ?! You will not ruin my precious bitcoin ! You goddamn closeted shitcoiners !!!

My iPhone got splashed. Face ID is no longer working. Forgot my Zeus pin, it got wiped out after too many tries. I’m far far away on vacation…. So I won’t be able to zap anyone for a while. Sadge.

Hey. Dont let the magic of paper bitcoin summer distract you from running knots and keep pressuring coretards to flee to the shitcoin wasteland where they belong. Many blockchains would be very happy to welcome useless spammy crap. But bitcoin is money. Have a nice day.

Threatening the environment by overpopulating the planet and poisoning Gaia or apocalypse through demographic collapse…? Which way western man ?

« Forever, Laura »

Tout le monde sait.

My first child: « dad who’s stronger ? The elephant or the rhinoceros ? » Me: « son, there are three things you must always be proud of: your skin color, your lineage and most of all… your foreskin. » I don’t know why people struggle that much parenting is easy.

Finally a dip. Pffew.

With the slow and now almost terminal cooptation of the entire internet more and more will thank Satoshi for his providential invention. Without it we would have been sooo cooked.