Did you buy that phat dipp ? I sure did. Buy, mine, earn. All at once.

My banker (a millennial woman who… laughs a lot) told me she was leaving her position to go work somewhere else. I told her « maybe you can give me a 20k loan so I can cope. I liked you so much. We had so much fun together. Remember when you told me I needed to justify all of my cash deposits and I just said no way bra ain’t happening medical secrecy watcha gonna do bout it ? Remember when I tried to orange pill you ? We gotta go big before you leave I know you gonna be replaced buy some gen X normie dude who’s gonna try to sell me rotten fiat financial products… you at least never froze my accounts even though I was smashing buy everyday bro» then she tells me « what do you want to finance with that loan? » «  well you know buy Pokémon cards for the kids, pay my taxes…. Buy bitcoin you know how it is. I keep the amount I owe the state, buy bitcoin low and use the gains to pay wayyy later and still make a profit ». «  ha ha ha you must be joking! » , «  it is wat it is you know me always making 200 IQ moves ha ha » and then we all laughed. Gonna miss her sadge

Heating my office with a mining heater. Ocean of course. Feels great.

Happy ATH everyone

Can you feel it ?