Why is this so funny? It just is. View quoted note →

Someone buying their dream boat but not understanding or respecting the ocean and then dying in a boating accident is funny to me. Their dream of becoming a boat owner & finally making it flashes before their eyes as they gasp for breath & realize they’ll soon be eaten by fish & sharks. While I giggle a little. GN all. Sweet dreams.

BTC 🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱

Loved this scene.

End of Qtr & beginning of Qtr shenanigans & lettuce hands in general holding the beast back. That ends soon. Like maybe tomorrow soon. Balls are lightly tingling. Lightly. I’m aware of them.

Mom jokes are acceptable. I just sent this note to the Nostr board of directors. View quoted note →

None of you here deserve a BTC $200K price. None. Except me. Be better Nostr. Get your fuckin act together. BTC is watching.