When she tells me we should go to Bali for 6 weeks and I say sure, but we each cover our own expenses. My money is my money Your money is your money

Them: Remember when nostr badges was a thing? Me:

Pakistan government: We will start mining Bitcoin and set up a Bitcoin strategic reserve Also Pakistan: Bitcoin is banned for plebs Rules for thee and not for me!

Pakistan to Establish a Bitcoin Strategic Reserve, Allocate 2000 Megawatts of Energy for Crypto Mining

The country’s minister of state for blockchain and crypto announced the plans in the U.S. on Wednesday.

When you book an Uber, but your driver happens to be a maxi doing whatever it takes to stack sats and now you're stuck getting a crash course in Bitcoin

Member when Bitcoin was $26k and everyone was so hyped on this dude? No, me neither! We're rich now!

My ex-wifes lawyer handing me screenshots of all my bullish tweets & notes going back as far as 2016 after I submitted an asset list that shows that I own no Bitcoin And now I have to explain that it's purely an intellectual interest of mine and I am in it for the tech!

A moment of silence for another YouTube yapper who runs his trap because his ego won't allow him to take the L, become humble and stack sats Also RIP to the 551k people who viewed this and thought it was sound financial advice!

Her: Now that "our" Bitcoin hit a new all time you can sell and take profits and take me on a holiday Me: Not a chance, i'm buying more to add to MY Bitcoin stack Her:

Klarna is finding out the age-old rule the hard way If you, as a customer, finance one DoorDash order for a Chipotle Mexican Grill burrito, it's your problem. If you allow customers to finance thousands of tacos, sushi and burritos, then it becomes the bank’s problem

Could technically quit this job and retire early, but I like stacking sats!

Me as a class of 2022 nostr user talking to the newbs: "yeah we used this client called Astral.Ninja and we had to upload images to any old server we could find and then manually paste in image URLs to make posts"

18 December 2024 and 22 January 2025 lump sum buyers finally in the back be like: