Working on a new side hustle to stack sats, i'm willing to name your baby for $15 000

Oh boy the free version of #ChatGPT is going to filled with get rich quick guru course ads, betterhelp and ziprecruiter ads inbetween your prompt responses https://www.adweek.com/media/openai-chatgpt-ads-job-listing-marketing-platform/

Keep hodling eventually by 18 you'll have enough corn to do a hair transplant!

If ya'll want to stir up hard fork drama, be my guest, and put your Satoshis where your mouth is! Have at it drama queens

Predyx | Advanced Prediction Markets with Lightning Network

Luke Dashjr Hardforks to “save Bitcoin”?

This market resolves “Yes” if, by October 31, 2025, 11:59 PM PT, Luke Dashjr (personally or via a project he leads, e.g., Bitcoin Knots or OCEA...

Could have just used #Bitcoin, but nooooo! The stablecoin standard is alive and well

Cloudflare Introduces NET Dollar to Support a New Business Model for the AI-Driven Internet | Cloudflare

Cloudflare, Inc. (NYSE: NET), the leading connectivity cloud company, today announced plans to introduce NET Dollar, a new U.S. dollar-backed stabl...

Me after an aggressive orange pilling pitch so I cover my ass: Nothing I've said in the last hour should be considered as investment advice. This conversation is for informational and entertainment purposes only, and while I hope you found it informative and entertaining. Please do your own research or speak to a financial advisor

Tick tock next block!

A second Bitcoin treasury company has hit the tower! The consolidation of long tail treasury companies, will happen! Stack sats, avoid the noise!

Bitget

Strive’s $675M Bitcoin Buy and Semler Merger Could Create a 10,900 BTC Treasury, Positioning It Among Top Corporate Bitcoin Holders | Bitget News

Strive’s $675 million purchase of 5,816 BTC and its all-stock merger with Semler Scientific creates a combined treasury of ~10,900 BTC, making th...

My warning before I try to show a normie friend a bitcoin or nostr based meme that they won't find funny Oh well, should have taken more tylenol as a kid, not my problem

The quarterly charcuterie board members meeting of my quants is in full swing!