Imagine claiming you've started a Bitcoin Strategic Reserve when all you've bought is the #Blackrock iBit ETF aka Blackrock Bitcoin IOU's!

Texas becomes first US state to buy $10 million in Bitcoin for strategic reserve

I lied, I don't have Netflix, we're going to create an air-gapped seed phrase and move your Bitcoin into cold storage and then we can Torrent whatever you want to watch or you can go home

Hi Everyone Welcome to my nos-ted talk! We'll be discussing why we need to keep nostr weird and how this is a feature, not a bug!

Chilling on nostr while Twitter goes through a mass nuking of accounts as all the rage bait accounts from Nigeria, Thirst trap accounts from India and sock puppet accounts get exposed with this location feature!

Mama mia! 🇮🇹 are cash strapped and looking at securing a 1 time tax on non-kyc gold! If you declare your private gold holdings, they'll take 12.5%! If this goes through, expect them to come for your Bitcoin too! Non-KYC sat premiums are going to look like an absolute bargain https://www.reuters.com/business/italy-weighs-one-off-levy-bring-private-gold-holdings-into-formal-economy-2025-11-14/

@Simon Dixon bro was absolutely cooking with this one! https://rumble.com/v721mn0--the-u.s.saudi-deal-that-crashed-the-market-follow-the-trillion-bitcoinhard.html?e9s=src_v1_s%2Csrc_v1_s_o&sci=70ea1ded-3630-4279-87de-6fee2ac4fcdc

I'm not concerned about the price dropping by over 30% my only concern is how long this lasts and how long I can take advantage of it, handing some sucker some overpriced paper promises for Bitcoin is taking candy from a baby But these good times won't last!

What if I told you, that for a brief moment, we were able to get you into Bitcoin at entry prices not seen since November 2024, basically giving you a window to step back in time and acquire super cheap sats! I can show you the door, but it will be up to you to walk through it

the longest sentence ever uttered by a a pleb that aped in for the long hodl