POV: Trying to pick up girls in the pub by asking for their npub! It fails 60% of the time, every time!

The hodlers and 90k range stackers watching gold and silver continue to take all time highs waiting for Bitcoin to join the party

The #onlyfans girls are finding out the government always has been and always will be the biggest pimp, now shut up and give me my 50%!

https://www.kplctv.com

Florida governor hopeful proposes 50% OnlyFans sin tax

Florida gubernatorial candidate James Fishback is proposing a 50 percent sin tax on OnlyFans creators, arguing the revenue should fund education an...

Real estate is a safe investment, its predictable and provides cash flow, until it doesn't. A whole new cohort of Canadians learning why self custody of their assets comes in clutch during a liquidity crunch! I predict we will see more of this before the QE hand is forced

Propmodo

Canadian Real Estate Funds Freeze Redemptions as Liquidity Strains Mount

Canadian real estate funds worth about C$22 billion are preventing clients from pulling capital amid valuation and liquidity stress, a situation ro...

hey claude build a time machine. take me back in time. don’t let me fumble the bag, waste time shitcoining and move all my bitcoin into self custody. make no mistakes

Gold pumps 100%+ in a year and suddenly countries are finding new deposits, worth 0.11% of the total above ground supply Pity gold doesn't have a provable hard cap and a difficulty adjustment! Top is fine if the Saudis start digging this up! https://www.arabianbusiness.com/industries/maaden-adds-7-8-million-gold-ounces-to-saudi-resources-in-major-discovery

Is that the sounds of Saylor crashing out online?

Bull market super cycle kicked off in Iran, local hodlers are up 2,525.04% in a year!

And this the largest node on your network! Wtf are they doing over there in fiat coin core?

AP News

Federal Reserve Chair Powell says DOJ has subpoenaed central bank, threatens criminal indictment

The Federal Reserve chair said the central bank has been threatened with a criminal indictment over his testimony about building renovations.

Every so often during my trad social media checkups the feed will serve up people complaining about an unethical loan they took out for a car or for studies and when they go throguh the situation all they do is basically just describe an amortization schedule. Does no one read the terms and conditions when they sign up for these things?

According to reports around 3700 Bitcoin moved through Bitcoin ATMs in the US, due to scammers convincing people to drop cash into these machines and send them Bitcoin.

ABC News

Scammers notched $333 million from bitcoin ATM scams in 2025, FBI says

The FBI says fraudsters in 2025 bilked Americans out of more than $333 million with ruses perpetrated using bitcoin ATM machines.

I just want to take this time to give a big thank you to the Supreme Court of South Korea 🇰🇷 for their commitment to pushing the benefits of self custody Bitcoin!

FinanceFeeds

South Korea’s Top Court Rules Bitcoin on Exchanges Can Be Seized - FinanceFeeds

South Korea’s Supreme Court has ruled that Bitcoin held on centralized exchanges can be seized by investigators, delivering the country’s first...

Me making peace with the fact that $126k was this bull cycles top and now we can go back to crap market sideways stacking. First 9 days of the year done, another 356 days of fiat mining to secure scraps of satoshis to go!

Perks of being a poor, I don't have to give the government 1.612 BTC in taxes Would honestly break my heart! And yes I am max coping right now you don't have to rub it in

A big thanks to the Ugandan government for their wonderful marketing campaign driving local BitChat downloads, now if you could include nostr and Bitcoin in your messaging that would be great too

Protos

Uganda threatens to block Jack Dorsey’s Bitchat ahead of elections

Uganda’s director of government communications threatened to block messaging service Bitchat ahead of next week's elections.

Logging in to remind normies they're NGMI