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We're a bitcoin-only app from Switzerland. Buy bitcoin instantly and hold your own keys.
Here's what you missed this week:
- Microsoft looking to buy Bitcoin (maybe)
- Metaplanet 🇯🇵 reaches 1000 BTC on their balance sheet to protect against the failing Yen
- Bitcoin reaches $70,000 🎉
With @Joël Kai Lenz
Please stop trying to guess Satoshi's identity.
If Satoshi wanted clout, they would've:
- Made a TikTok dance
- Started a podcast
- Added 'crypto influencer' to their bio
Instead, they disappeared.
Let's respect that.
GM stackers 
The UAE government is now mining Bitcoin. 🇦🇪
Switzerland, what are you waiting for? 🇨🇭 
Nation-state adoption is happening in front of our eyes.
El Salvador ✅
Bhutan ✅
UAE ✅
USA ⌛️
With @Joël Kai Lenz
GM Nostr ☕️
16 years ago, Satoshi changed history and the course of humanity in 9 pages.
Happy Bitcoin Whitepaper Day! 🎂 
Self-custody your Bitcoin.
Not tomorrow.
Now.
Past me: buys Bitcoin
Present me: You dropped this, king 👑 
GM 
Relai is expanding the team again 🔥
We’ve opened 4 new non-dev positions 👀
If you’re a bitcoiner who wants to join the fastest-growing Bitcoin startup in Europe, send your application here 👇
Relai – Buy Bitcoin Today!
Career – Relai
Find out more about our open positions and the possibilty to work with a fully remote team.
Missed the #Bitcoin conference in Lugano? 👀
Don't worry! @Joël Kai Lenz has you covered.
Watch our latest vlog to hear more about our Relai Private and Business announcement and find out what else we have in store for you!
GM sound money stackers 
Dating red flags 🚩
🚩Their ex is 'just a friend'
🚩Orders well-done steak
🚩Replies 'k' to your paragraphs
🚩Keeps their Bitcoin on exchanges 