getgle - christmas zigger ♠️ :cob:

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getgle - christmas zigger ♠️ :cob:
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Everything I say is either sarcasm or satire, every image I post is parody, when I hit the like button it is sometimes accidental and when it's not accidental it is not an endorsement of the post I liked, when I emoji react many times I hit the wrong emoji PROUD DADCEL, I LOVE MY PREGNANT GIRLFRIEND & UNBORN SON. HE/SHE WILL GROW UP TO BE JUST LIKE ME. 🚬 THIS IS OUR COUNTRY NOW. ALL Q PATRIOTS RISE UP. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas! :cob: website: https://getgle.org YOU GET GLEE Pronouns: getgle.org / www.getgle.org , if you refer to me by other pronouns you're a bigot All of my posts are satire

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insanely true and the fake sobers are the most pushy kind image
2025-11-05 21:31:50 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
THE OPPOSITE OF WOKE IS BASED :marseyboomer:
2025-11-05 19:04:05 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
I fucking love face reading so much
2025-10-03 19:37:24 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
I keep thinking about the guys who drink entire cases of non-alcoholic beers. Why even quit alcohol at that point? Clearly they aren't alcoholics they are addicted to the literal act of drinking liquid in general
2025-08-04 19:49:32 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
I didn't expect this to be complete and utter kino. Like a straight IV drip for 2 hours image
2025-07-26 03:25:56 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
I keep getting ads on the dangers of antisemitism
2025-06-23 15:15:12 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
If there was ever a military draft I would just sit in my room in this position and never unfold. The army would drag me out of my room and I would continue holding chuddha position. I'm taken to jail for non compliance and I'm still holding position. They put me in a jail cell and I'm still holding position. image
2025-06-17 18:21:11 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Israel could get so many more supporters on the right if they created an anime mascot and then drew her curb stomping a palestinian in american history x style
2025-06-13 16:10:02 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
I identify as a bull, you HAVE to prescribe me 500ml of testosterone, doc.
2025-06-04 17:30:59 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
People get pissed off at "anti-homeless" stuff like this but I honestly don't get why a homeless person would choose to sleep on one of these five foot long hard metal benches instead of the soft ground. It's such a stupid thing to be angry about image image
2025-06-04 17:17:14 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
>ubiq devs give up on their coin >Shinobi exchange gone, token explorer gone, ubiqscan down, nft market shuts down >coin completely tanks because it's useless now >the crypto market goes up like crazy a couple weeks after What were devs thinking?? image
2025-06-01 19:10:25 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →