getgle - christmas zigger ♠️ :cob:
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Everything I say is either sarcasm or satire, every image I post is parody, when I hit the like button it is sometimes accidental and when it's not accidental it is not an endorsement of the post I liked, when I emoji react many times I hit the wrong emoji
PROUD DADCEL, I LOVE MY PREGNANT GIRLFRIEND & UNBORN SON. HE/SHE WILL GROW UP TO BE JUST LIKE ME. 🚬
THIS IS OUR COUNTRY NOW. ALL Q PATRIOTS RISE UP.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas! :cob:
website: https://getgle.org
YOU GET GLEE
Pronouns: getgle.org / www.getgle.org , if you refer to me by other pronouns you're a bigot
All of my posts are satire
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The public would've loved Peter Scully if he had kidnapped some politicians kids and did Daisy's Destruction with them instead of a random child.
With how high our property taxes are getting, everyone in my state would give a standing ovation to Peter if he did that to our mayors kids
Gonna set up a raspberry pi with a speaker and microphone, When it defects my baby is crying it's going to scream "COPE AND SEETHE!!!!!" through the speakers
spussy 😭😭😭😭
If you do a protest on the road I should be legally allowed to run you down with my car to get to where I need to go
just drew up some new oc
Turned out even more badass looking than I imagined in my head
Enough
kill your son or nuke boston
YOU VVILL MAKE YOUR BED
YOU VVILL EAT YOUR VEGETABLES
YOU VVILL DO YOUR HOMEWORK
YOU VVILL GO TO BED ON TIME
"I'm the guy you'll have to kill if" is such a fucking funny start to a sentence
this homeless dude would be a great hellthreader
https://s3.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/6a6c6c6b349f3cf1a4a47ff0e3198159ea263cabc913c0fe3e831f45f7e50db2.mp4
Flu / stomach virus is worse than COVID
I wish I had a cough right now I vomited for 24 hours straight it's like all my internal organs shut down & my throats destroyed
I WANT physiognomy to be wrong. I spend HOURS every day, crying in front of soy-looking men, praying an insightful thought to come out of them. Nothing. I ask innocuous questions to people with unfortunate skull shapes, hoping they'll surprise me with insightful answers. Nothing.
