allen 2 weeks ago

Take off the fake deep, take off the fake woke, take off the, "I'm broke, I care" Take off the gossip, take off the new logic that if I'm rich, I'm rare Take off the Chanel, take off the Dolce, take off the Birkin bag Take all that designer bullshit off, and what do you have?

allen 2 months ago

teacher: “what is a number?” student: “a number is a connected component of the terminal sub-bicategory of the 2-category of finitary endofunctors on the-“ [teacher shoots student in the face. the rest of the class is frozen in shock and fear.] teacher: “anybody else? what is a number?”

allen 2 months ago

honestly can’t stand people who say “the calculus”. I don’t think there is anything in bitcoin that annoys me this much …

allen 3 months ago

you can actually just ignore the current thing

allen 3 months ago

GUYS GUYS GUYS Eric Weinstein is back on the bird app talking shit about bitcoin. @HODL, can you please tell the story about him now? you know … THE story? 😜

allen 3 months ago

what is the purpose of the p2p relay network? genuinely interested in any and all sincere suggestions …

allen 3 months ago

shit’s popping off on the bird app with Brock 😂

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Mike Brock🇺🇸 (@brockm) on X

@allenf32 You’re a coward, Allen.

allen 4 months ago

put a banana in your ear. few.

allen 5 months ago

I think we should call op codes spells. “bitcoin has enough spells” or “bitcoin needs more spells” both hit harder no matter which side you take.

allen 5 months ago

“Florence” may be the only word in English that actually sounds nicer than the Italian …

allen 5 months ago

Bitcoin, Fiat, and Islamic Finance by Harris Irfan and me. very long in the works, finally arrived! hope you all enjoy.

Axiom

Bitcoin, Fiat, and Islamic Finance — Axiom

allen 5 months ago

do ballerinas have good job security or nah?

allen 5 months ago

“saving private buyin” is a genius tagline for a p2p bitcoin exchange, I’m amazed nobody has used it yet.

allen 5 months ago

fiat sucks, lightning is magic

allen 6 months ago

imagine how advanced our civilisation would be if he had been using base 12 this whole time …

allen 6 months ago

please shill me your favourite essayists and, even better, collections of essays as books.

allen 7 months ago

I have a new lingo with mrs allen: “OSA’d”. it’s when she sends me a tiktok and I can’t watch it without a tiktok account because of the Online Safety Act. I’ve been OSA’d. she sends me a lot of edgy shit so this happens pretty regularly.

allen 7 months ago

looking more into Fermat’s Last Theorem and it’s kinda bullshit that Wiles “solved it”. Frey and Ribet did the part that is actually relevant to the classic Fermat formulation. Wiles gave a partial solution to a different problem after they proved what such a solution would imply. so I guess I’m just grumpy about that now. thoughts welcome.

allen 8 months ago

can the CEO of nostr please explain how they plan to enforce the Online Safety Act, thanks

allen 8 months ago

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