the time it takes to patch an inner tube: ~10 minutes the time ive spent stopping to pump up my bicycle tire due to a slow leak that started 6 weeks ago: i dont want to talk about it

Remember when everyone was dick riding trump for 6 months and then fell back to their 'fuck the state' selves and pretended like nothing happened? fist bump to my homies that didnt stumble

Feelin hot hot hot

"we want these 8" collumns under this 4" wall but that might not look right so... make it look right." "... may i suggest a thicker wall or smaller columns? or considering theyre non-bearing we could go without the columns" "do as youre told, peasant!" "well i suppose i could notch the collumn around the wall and come up with some kinda way to trim it out... but these expensive, heavy, structural ones arent necessary here. can we get something easier to cut?" "Silence!" rich people think funny. but i always appreciate a chalenge

#unpopularOpinion : I really like eating salads(sans meat) and hopefully will continue to do so forever

#catstr

short pieces laying around and i needed to look busy for an hour

Splish splash

Idk about the rest of the country but at the chesapeake bay the fleas and those little round ticks that look like freckles are thick as fuck this year.

This ceo and his hr side piece deserve what they got; what sort of assholes go to a fucking coldplay concert

I hope yall relize that if the "epstein files" get released they will contain whatever the releasers of said files want them to

I said Juanita, my sweet Juanita, what are you up to?

tighten up boys the super's here #catstr

To the next guy trying to kill trump just empy your clip into his stomache. easier target and more than enough to kill an old fat guy

Can you believe what theyre charging for sats these days?