so you know how we have those cute little sayings for amounts of sats e.g. "row of ducks" or "row of sticks" for 1,111? well i say we call 11,111 a "fat faggot" what do ya think?
Cavern Harpy
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drunken sailor
im following 72 tags
#catstr #bloomscrolling
my sister's not on nostr im fowarding this from a text 
Are you an ace rewards member?
no
would you like to become one?
no
are you sure we're only trying to save you some money
if i was concerned with saving money why would i be at an ace hardware
PSA: i cant zap anyone using getalby ATM
these guys are having a hodown on the roots of this oak tree
#mushrooms #fungi
my honest advice to young people: drop out of school take #lsd and hop freight trains. worked for me.
"but you turned out to be a manic depressive drunk!"
true. but it could have been much worse
this is how i had to get home. you might call it a "stick-shift" BA-DUM-TSS!
#bikestr #cycling #zinger
i have no idea whats going on
to the guys that get out of the car and walk around to the passenger side to open the door for their lady: youre not being a gentleman youre being a dipshit
has anyone everyone ever trolled the jahovahs whitness churches by showing up with pamphlets of the church of satan or some ridiculous religon? i mean they have it coming right?
whenever i go back to my home town (or anywhere i've spent an extended amount of time in for that matter) and i see all these poor bastards still here collecting moss, a phrase that i wouldnt dare utter out loud comes to mind:
"stoop kid's afraid to leave his stoop"
stop and ask your self: "what would howard roark do?"
#objectivism #aynrand #credentialismisndead
fountain sucks
contract the union put the baggers to rout
attn: women:
if you've done nothing wrong nor have offended or impeded anyone in any way, it is not necessary to apologize
dentists are expensive. floss is cheap