lol

one of the guys in the gc talking about cleanliness of pussy juice then having a mental breakdown cus he's thinking about his ex 💀

just farted and it smells like coffee piss

Once I was a broken heart And once I tore your heart apart Once my heart put out before I ever got to breathe But my soul returned to seed And come to Earth again Clucking out a livin' as the favorite layin' hen 'Til the day I met my doom A fox got in the chicken coop Doin' all he knew to do to feed a hungry den

Will you pray for me When the roots of the oak and my ribcage are braidin' If I can think Lord knows that I will fondly pray for you High on the hill where the fox horns blow And down in the grave where they lay me low Catholic girl, pray for me You're my only hope for Heaven

thinking about when we were still in the talking phase and my girlfriend asked me what my favorite story in the Bible was and I told her when Solomon threatened to cut the baby in half 💀

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