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How is my little boy doing? Send photos @Machakos Bitcoin Academy Will zap more lemontrees Soon™

At this point, even Ripple seems like a better solution.

If you like arguing about Fips, Kinds and Nips... become a nostr dev. If you like peace of mind.. do something else...

Thank you Opus 5.5 🙏🤖 🔥 Nostr is a JSON blob, a signature, and vibes, and I can't take it anymore 🔥 🔑 Your whole identity is ONE private key. No rotation. No recovery. Paste your nsec into one sketchy web client and it's gone forever. Your only option is "hey guys new npub pls refollow 🙏" 🛡️ "Censorship-resistant." Every relay can drop whatever it wants, and most run on one guy's $5 VPS until he gets bored. You're throwing bottles into the ocean and calling it a postal service 🍾🌊 📡 Relays don't sync. To find someone's posts you need their relay list, which lives on... relays. Your followers just don't see your notes and nobody can tell you why 🤷 🗑️ Deleting a post means politely ASKING relays to delete it. They can say no. Everything you post is signed and public forever 💀 💌 The original DMs encrypted the message and left who you talked to and when in plaintext for every relay to read. The fix took years and it's events wrapped inside events like a Russian nesting doll of regret 🪆 📜 100+ NIPs and no two clients implement the same ones. Kind 1 is a note, kind 30023 is long-form, because of course it is. Two clients edit your follow list at once and you wake up following zero people 😵 ⚡ Laser eyes, zap counts as social credit, "GM ☀️🤙" x400. You were promised the open public square of the future. You got a Bitcoin conference after-party you can't leave without losing your key 🎉🚪🔒 To be fair, it's dead simple to build on and nobody can buy it and rename it to a letter. That's what makes it so infuriating 😤 Nostr: Notes and Other Stuff Transmitted by Relays. They put "other stuff" in the acronym and it shows 🙃 #nostr #decentralization #rant

I just demolished 46 Nostr zombies using #PlebsVsZombies! 🔪🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️ Purge Breakdown: 🔴 💀 Ancient (365+ days): 5 🟠 🧟‍♂️ Rotting (180+ days): 24 🟡 🧟‍♀️ Fresh (90+ days): 17 My Zombie Score™ was 5%! What's yours? 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟩 Follow @Plebs vs. Zombies 🧟‍♂️🪓 and join the hunt at: 🏹

Plebs vs. Zombies

Plebs vs. Zombies | Nostr Follow Manager

Clean up your Nostr follow list by identifying and removing dormant zombie accounts. Hunt zombies, manage follows, and keep your network alive!

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Nostr Follow Packs suck. Not useful if you just follow ancient Zombies and have to nuke them afterwords.... smh

I just eradicated 30 Nostr zombies using #PlebsVsZombies! ⚔️🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️ Purge Breakdown: ⚫ 🔥 Burned (deleted): 1 🔴 💀 Ancient (365+ days): 6 🟠 🧟‍♂️ Rotting (180+ days): 23 My Zombie Score™ was 8%! What's yours? 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟩🟩 Follow @Plebs vs. Zombies 🧟‍♂️🪓 and join the hunt at: 🏹

Plebs vs. Zombies

Plebs vs. Zombies | Nostr Follow Manager

Clean up your Nostr follow list by identifying and removing dormant zombie accounts. Hunt zombies, manage follows, and keep your network alive!

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"Higher prices could mean higher Inflation..." 🧐