Investor: Okay, when are you going to get your system up and running?
Contractor: When you connect it to electricity.
Investor: We?
Contractor: Yes, according to the contract and according to the permit you provide it.
Investor: Um, we didn't do it. You'll sort that out.
Contractor *dies*
Me *lols*
(Yes, the investor is a government organization).
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Memory for a Past That Never Was
You`re Out Of Touch I`m Out Of Time
Don't trust Verify
#comfy #rs_comfy


She asked me to do kinda complicated project for her. Spent 2 weeks planning and whole weekend making it.
I asked burger on the table last evening and it was there.
I asked BJ this morning and she dropped on her knees.
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For me, this is love. This feels right. I feel like a man, useful and loved. I'm happy.
Moje ani ne 10 letΓ‘ prΓ‘vΔ realizovala prvnΓ business plΓ‘n kterΓ½ sama vymyslela.
Produkt sama vyrobila, v parku na laviΔce nabΓdla, a teΔ poΔΓtΓ‘ tricifernΓ½ zisk.
MoΕΎnΓ‘ jsem tu vΓ½chovu neposral.
I'd like to congratulate whoever came up with the idea that beating up some demented woman at the Olympics completely covered up the fact that Russians are participating.
Human Psychology Knowledge lvl. V
sto metrΕ― od bΕehu
v pΕΓjemnΓ© hloubce
Ε‘keble tam leΕΎela
k sebrΓ‘nΓ zvouce
podvodnΓ transakce
jen natΓ‘hnout hnΓ‘tu
poslednΓ vΔc
co zatajΓm stΓ‘tu
I'm happy.


When politicians say violence is not part of democracy, they mean violence against them.
Not against you.

This morning I hear my wife calling to me from upstairs. "Come on, it's time."
So I ran up the stairs naked with erection.
Where my wife was standing holding our guinea pig that died last night. #fail #fml

eat own 

bake own 

grown own 


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its best banger


as a non voter i enjoyed this elections and i like results
result1: noone cares about eu
result2: eu is falling apart