Investor: Okay, when are you going to get your system up and running? Contractor: When you connect it to electricity. Investor: We? Contractor: Yes, according to the contract and according to the permit you provide it. Investor: Um, we didn't do it. You'll sort that out. Contractor *dies* Me *lols* (Yes, the investor is a government organization).

#comfy #rs_comfy

She asked me to do kinda complicated project for her. Spent 2 weeks planning and whole weekend making it. I asked burger on the table last evening and it was there. I asked BJ this morning and she dropped on her knees. --- For me, this is love. This feels right. I feel like a man, useful and loved. I'm happy.

Moje ani ne 10 letá právě realizovala první business plán který sama vymyslela. Produkt sama vyrobila, v parku na lavičce nabídla, a teď počítá triciferný zisk. Možná jsem tu výchovu neposral.

I'd like to congratulate whoever came up with the idea that beating up some demented woman at the Olympics completely covered up the fact that Russians are participating. Human Psychology Knowledge lvl. V

sto metrů od břehu v příjemné hloubce škeble tam ležela k sebrání zvouce podvodní transakce jen natáhnout hnátu poslední věc co zatajím státu

I'm happy.

When politicians say violence is not part of democracy, they mean violence against them. Not against you.

This morning I hear my wife calling to me from upstairs. "Come on, it's time." So I ran up the stairs naked with erection. Where my wife was standing holding our guinea pig that died last night. #fail #fml

eat own

bake own

grown own

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as a non voter i enjoyed this elections and i like results result1: noone cares about eu result2: eu is falling apart