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Awwsom 2 years ago
We laugh at dogs getting excited when they hear a bark on TV, but if TV was a nonstop stream of unintelligible noises and then someone suddenly spoke to you in your language, you'd be pretty fucking startled too.
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Awwsom 2 years ago
In Monopoly, if no one ever buys a property, everyone gets richer and no one loses.
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Awwsom 2 years ago
The taller the person the more freaked out they are by people taller than them.
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Awwsom 2 years ago
Even though our fingers are different lengths, they all line up when you curl all your fingers in.
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Awwsom 2 years ago
To not expose his identity Batman is either driving the batmobile uninsured or is committing insurance fraud.
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Awwsom 2 years ago
You're officially an adult when it's no longer hard to fall asleep on Christmas Eve.
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Awwsom 2 years ago
Depending on when you grew up, Barney was either a caveman, a dinosaur, an alcoholic or a womanizer.
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Awwsom 2 years ago
Since people only kill the spiders they see, humans are acting as an agent of natural selection, causing spiders to be selected for reclusion and intelligence. We are making spiders smarter.
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Awwsom 2 years ago
Coding is similar to wishing from a genie, if you don't include every if it will make you fail.
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Awwsom 2 years ago
There are 8 billion people on earth, about 6.3 million years are spent sleeping every day.
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Awwsom 2 years ago
pros: sont need to pay a lot of money cons: it looks like shit you get what you pay for
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Awwsom 2 years ago
someone here works with relays? #asknostr #dev #coding #relay
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Awwsom 2 years ago
If you want to use #nixos, forget everything you know.