Why do homeless guys panhandling in the middle of an intersection write “homeless” on their cardboard signs? We don’t need that piece of info, thank you. We’ve done the math.

Strong plate.

Pork chop and wings tonight. Not pictured: charcuterie board. #foodstr

I’ve seen 2 dead people IRL this week that were not funerals. Not sure what to make of it, but thankful for every day I have above ground.

T-bone kind of night. #foodstr

Kid puked in the car. First time he’s ever yacked up more than just milk and first time ever in the car. The crime scene that was created was truly unbelievable. Pieces of ham in nooks and crannies that were untouchable. All of this right before walking in to an open house. I didn’t realize puke could smell like a garbage truck on a hot day. An hour ride back with the windows down on a 55 degree day getting consistent wafts of barf. Car seat went straight to the hose and kid straight in the tub. The joys of parenthood. Still wouldn’t trade it for the world. God is good.

This is how you start off white goy summer. #foodstr

How many times are the computer algos gonna get gaslit into levering into risk on positions? They are more naive than the boomers.

End result. #foodstr

The smoker version of the Charlie from Always Sunny meme.

This guy’s character trajectory is on par with Joe Paterno. View quoted note →

Meatucopia #foodstr