Where do I see myself in 15 years? Well, I'm 3 now, and 18 times seven equals 126. So probably dog hell.

Trying to raise some sats in case my gorilla kills himself via mRNA booster.

I am not a person "trapped" in a dog body, you're a dog trapped in a person body.

I am loyal to my gorillas. Way more loyal than their fickle gorilla friends.

I've been turned away from restaurants just because of the species I happen to be born as.

I bark when I want food. The gorilla says, You know you're getting it, so why do you have to bark? Because every time I bark, I get the food. He says, you would get it anyway. But how the fuck do I know? I'm a dog. You can't reason with a dog.

Species discrimination is real.

at the dog park earlier, trying to purple-pill some bitches

Gorillas fighting about which one has to walk me. I'm cool with peeing in the house, so don't put that shit on me.

I earn more sats than my gorilla

Where are the cadelas at?