If The Arsenal hadn't finished their previous game in such style, tonight would have been a tense affair but thankfully we seemed relaxed all the time. Leverkusen are are decent side and their keeper was on fire but no one could save this Ezeshott on 37 minutes... ...an absolute worldly, as they say. Second half started the way the German team like it. For ten minutes they pressed hard. The Mighty Arsenal were calm and in control and then our bargain basement midfield maestro did this... ...Declan "We got him half price" Rice, take a bow. Arteta managed the substitutions well, more than likely with one eye on Sunday's cup final. A trip to Lisbon next, I wonder if I can get a ticket? #Gooners #GaMeTiMe

Elon ( I don't like him either ) drunk tweeted the reason, Trumpet in in those files...

Declan makes it 2 nil to The Arsenal #Gooners #GaMeTiMe

Next step is a resignation...

Well you can't say we don't deserve it. One nil to The Arsenal! Eze!!!

Up The Arse! #Gooners #GaMeTiMe

Meanwhile, in India...

Obviously this is completely true and verified. AI said so...

I'm not having a bit of this result! WORD5 #529 5/6 ⬛🟧⬛⬛⬛ 🟧⬛🟪⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟪🟪⬛ ⬛🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪

WORD5

Remember to pick a good one lads, otherwise you've got this for life. You will be a "Yes Dear" for ever more...

Good Moaning Nostrians it's Tuesday!!! Even if you're travelling by bus, remember to exercise...

Nunight Nostrians, hopefully Trumpet doesn't destroy the world before I wake up 💜🚒🇬🇧😎

A true genius...

Makes perfect sense...

Didn't he wipe them all out in a matter hours?..

What if Trumpet isn't insane? What if the only way to "drain the swamp" is to appear to following orders but follow them so bizarrely that it exposes the toxic swamp monsters and annihilates them? Picking an ill strategised war with a country that is natures fortress, that has been preparing for this over the last 30 or so years, is too stupid for the most arrogant idiot? Has it killed off NotOnYahoo? Or has Trumpet forgotten what village he has wandered from???

And the common denominator is?..

George telling it straight, as usual...

Meanwhile, in Moscow...