He knows what to say to prick the ears. My money is on "more of the same but with a different colour". Pity as we (UK) need to wake up from this nightmare. Tax is theft. You don't fix the roads now, you don't take the rubbish away, the health care system is rubbish, we have millions living in poverty so who actually believes voting achieves anything?..

Where's his inflatable girlfriend?..

Finally, a #dogstr revenge on the mortal #catstr enemy...

This is a demonstration of boys never growing up...

Good Moaning Nostrians it's Monday. Time to get back on that tread mill and earn your bacon...

VAR show in force again. Anti goal

In other words, if countries do not agree with this unelected Van der Liar, fuck them. The EU führer, Ursula has tools to make it that they do as she wants. That's Western democracy for you...

I wonder what the surprise was?..

Nope, I still want to face the peril!..

Good Moaning Nostrians it's Sunday! It's a bit chilly here in Vilnius and as I've only just got up, my mission is to find breakfast! Wish me luck... #dogstr

That'll stop 'em. You wait til uncle Andy gets involved!!!

Gone in 60 minutes...

I hope this can be proved...

Impressive, adapt, overcome...

Granny is going to be so disappointed...