That package won't hurt this #dogstr family...

#Dogstr are easily fooled which proves they aren't scammers. They will love you with strings...

God help us all, the #catstr are mobilising...

I don't really know much about this woman but if she has evidence of this and nothing is done, we're all screwed as it would mean they are all in on it 👀...

Up The Arse

Sunday football this ain't! The North London Derby arrived. The biggest match of the season, a must win game. The Arsenal were all over the spuds from the start. I won't bore you with the details. Too much. Some how we didn't score until... ...Leandro Trossard with a great little run and finish and like London buses... ...in the build up to this match Thomas Frank was asked his feelings about Ebs Eze joining The Arsenal this season and not the spuds, he answered Eze who? Well he knows now. Two nil to The Arse at half time and them lot from down the road hadn't had a shot!.. ...one minute into the second half and guess what, Eze scored his second. Frank really knows who he is now. Three nil! There was a glitch in the matrix with Zubimendi getting caught on the ball and the sulky Richarlison scoring from distance. Their first shot and they score!!! Well, that stirred them up a bit and they began to think... ...Eze though had other ideas, BOOM he score his third! The first player to score a hat trick inan #NLD for 50 years. What's his name Thomas Frank? In all honesty the scoreline doesn't do the team justice. If it wasn't for that 15 minute spell after their goal, the stats wouldn't be so kind... ...who cares about stats? North London is still red and we are top of the league!!! #Gooners #GaMeTiMe

Thomas, his name is E Z E ! Hat trick for his first #NLD 4 - 1 to The Arsenal! #gametime #Gooners

Kick off, one minute later and Thomas Frank now knows who Eze is. 3 nil to The Arsenal!!! #NLD #Gooners #gametime

E Z E !!! Two nil to The Arse!!! #NLD #Gooners

B O O M ! T R O S S A R D #Gooners

Up The Arse. #NLD #Gooners

No one liked her anyway...

Meanwhile, on Christmas Island, those nuclear tests finally produced a mutant army...

@Ava do you let your #Catstr do this?!.

Epstein files finally released. Doh...

People recreating #Catstr wars or is it a psyop? Are they controlling the HUMANS!!!

Good Moaning Nostrians it's Sunday! A day of rest. So if you see someone that isn't resting, sit on there face and show them you care...

Where's the lassoing? That's not being a cowboy...

And the dog ate my homework. No one will believe...