Coming to a country near you soon...

Grab so yummy stuff from ol' callous hands herself... View quoted note →

Christmas #catstr magic! 🎄🎄🎄

I'm not going to comment as I live in Tower Hamlets...

It's only a thought...

Every #Dogstr has his day. Especially when Argentina are playing...

Good Moaning Nostrians it's Odin's day again! How quickly that came around. You have to be quick like a #catstr in this day and age but I'd advise to work smarter, not harder. The early bird catches the worm but the #catstr needs a rod...

Careful kid, that baby #Catstr will eat you...

Meanwhile, in the UK, at last some good police work...

Is that robot a politician?..

That's extremely premature!..

Truth...

I reckon this is fear driven. It's not the done thing nowadays...

Careful lads, not all girlfriends are cool. Wtf did she do to this bloke?!!

Meanwhile, in Mozambique, Meloni is forced to be small. Again...

There has to be an easier way to have a boating accident?..

Coming to a country near you... ...although Gold is of value, #Bitcoin is more portable. Vote with your feet #Freedom #KYC3 #FreeSamourai

When all else fails they take you to war. A three pronged attack here, the general (at least he is a paid up member of the war club), the head of MI6 (her grandfather was a Nazi officer) and the reporter confirming our services have no chance of fighting a kitten, so we had better not complain about higher taxes and draconian new laws to bring back national service. Putin's invasion is the new weapons of mass destruction! They need war because that way they get paid. Doesn't matter that our kids get killed... ..remember, all wars are Banker wars...

He's not cut out to be a builder...