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RumptyDumpty 2 weeks ago
Ukraine should be given full NATO ascension on the terms that they fully lose the right to self govern and concede it to Britain. No more war.
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RumptyDumpty 2 weeks ago
The Irish may or may not realise, but proper Britons too cherish this day. Unlike Restore members. image
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RumptyDumpty 2 weeks ago
How on Earth is this devolution of power to Manchester even remotely possible. Seriously? Burnham was not voted for, by anyone, yet is responsible for the biggest change of governance in our lifetime… and we’re pretending Manchester is even remotely significant in the orderly conduct of this country… 😂 Whilst simultaneously destroying local parish councils jurisdiction for larger centralised municipalities… which already struggle to govern themselves and provide basic services… ‘Democracy’. Wessex rules this land. Not Westminster.
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RumptyDumpty 2 weeks ago
‘Sir’ Alan Campbell’s handling of Q’s in the Commons today is the perfect example of why ‘democracy’ is an absolute scam. Commenting on anti-abortion statements saying any of Reform or the broader right are “abhorrent” for being against infanticide. Also dismissing the sale of household name, British public traded companies to foreign ownership as an individual issue for the company - not the government… while GDP growth is totally detached from public spending. Communists think they can hide their virtue signalling contempt for you behind their pomposity. Who voted for Alan?
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RumptyDumpty 2 weeks ago
My offer still stands to Charlie Downes. Restore is a waste of time, might as well be Reform. ‘Democracy’ isn’t going to fix decades of soft communism. Time to wake up.
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RumptyDumpty 2 weeks ago
Dear women, Please stop getting tiny tattoos of phrases, symbols or other discrete objects thinking it’s cute… You look like an Ouija board.
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RumptyDumpty 2 weeks ago
There is nothing more damning than eventually seeing someone as a waste of your attention.
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RumptyDumpty 2 weeks ago
As if Man City weren’t a dislikable club enough as it was without signing Enzo Fernandez from Chelsea when nobody even wants him in the country. Get rid of foreign owners.
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RumptyDumpty 2 weeks ago
So Tyler Robinson supposedly turned himself in and confessed his crimes on Discord but has pled not guilty to all charges in court. Yeah okay jewstablishment.
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RumptyDumpty 2 weeks ago
Rather than milking the country dry via the triple lock pension scheme rising with inflation - why don’t we just fix our monetary system and fire everyone in the Bank of England…
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RumptyDumpty 2 weeks ago
Who on Earth (in Britain) with the capacity to create a blue chip/unicorn company would consciously choose to contribute to the UK economy when you know who is in our government and how it works (or doesn’t)… Serious question.
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RumptyDumpty 2 weeks ago
People in this country think they’re capable of making their own judgements and then post a reactionary statement on Russia because Vladimir Jewtin told them to hate our government. These are the same people who want Trump and Musk to come here and take over. Not one of these people cares about truth. 🧠 🧽
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RumptyDumpty 2 weeks ago
Britain (and the rest of world) should all have a national holiday where we beat Benjamin/Yair Netanyahu piñatas.
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RumptyDumpty 2 weeks ago
Instagram is so depressing if you’re even remotely virtuous or self respecting. Must’ve scrolled past 1,000+ women in the feed with either tits or ass out; covered in tattoos; uploads daily; 10k+ followers but no bloke - just attention farming; Ibiza/St Tropez glamour hags; every image focussed on a brand name; trap music on every story upload; or multiple blokes on their feed. It’s like going to an auction where everything has already been bought. It’s just sad. Yet they’re all in at it… Our women are ill.
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RumptyDumpty 2 weeks ago
This transfer rumour Q&A with the BBC correspondent is on par with Katie Price and Harvey choosing what’s for dinner. Just put 3 ex pros in there so they don’t need to lean on anyone else to drag the show along. Fuck sake.
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RumptyDumpty 2 weeks ago
Shit like this is why men started dressing as women, competing in their sports and using their toilets. Free men’s sports from oestrogen.
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RumptyDumpty 2 weeks ago
What did Sunderland and Fulham fans do to deserve a solo female commentary… Why do you hate us.
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RumptyDumpty 2 weeks ago
Choking on all the wasted adjectives, superlatives and other emotive sentiments between Shay Given’s attempts to actually explain mechanisms. Watching this is like getting your car fixed at the hair dressers.
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RumptyDumpty 2 weeks ago
This bird saying she doesn’t understand why Maguire’s trying to cover his face for the hand ball so it’s intentional - his hands are inline with his body. If he had them extended anywhere else, she’d also say it was deliberate. John Terry would’ve dived headfirst at his boot. Levels.