Me calling India and Pakistan now that the missile are flying:
Big "Illegal Observer" Larrity
CobaltSasquatch@nicecrew-digital.mostr.pub
npub13n89...pn5l
Somali Daycare Manager
Back by unpopular demand
Darth Beetus
The crazy bastards did it. Trump is Pope
Its negrover
Robo-Saar
Things are happening
The IT department at work cut off access to 7 websites via the work internet. Those 7 sites were all AI related. Now HR is panicking because their ChatGPT doesn't work lol
I got scammed, I should have asked what they were going to feed her to
Me: I promise i wont talk about my crazy conspiracy theories at work
Me: After one sip from the water fountain
My workshop is finished, who wants a tour
Mcdonald's announces new "Minecraft" burger
17 injured, 4 found dead
Im high on fent and ready to punch some pregnant women! FLOYDCORE LETS FUCKING GO
So with my truck dead I'm car shopping and my options are grim. I might end up in a widebody hellcat financed at 110% interest for 6 million years
Oh, this? My penis? My massive fucking dickies? My super stiff birdies? My okey pokey baloney poneys? My fucking fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex lance? You mean these super duper ultra hyper god damn motherfucking phallus?
MILWAUKEE DONT DO THAT
When you start looking in to the Vulcans and start to wonder if they're really your greatest ally:
Car engineers scientifically formulating the perfect place to stick the washer fluid fill so you bust your knuckles on another part opening it:
I'm literally actually fucking crying.
The family of the stabber really thought he had a 3.7 gpa because they were too dumb to know you don't add them up.
BLACK EXCELLENCE YALL
