I debated on sharing this or not, but I figure I might as well. Most of you people know way too much about me anyway. My sister killed herself. Overdosed on purpose. I found out that Friday the reason she called everyone and talked to us was that it was her way of saying goodbye. Please don't do this to the people you care about. Don't reach out to say goodbye, ask for help. Ask for company, ask whatever you need but don't do this to people that care about you. I understand the feelings. I get why she did it. It doesn't make it hurt less

Why do they call it monkey pox when only queers get it? Shouldn't it be called Faggot Pox?

My youngest sister passed sometime after Friday morning, no one found her until today. Im going to be away for a bit.

And I said don't switch the blade on the guys in shades then everyone clapped

Translation: She is too stupid to be here

The Grinch that stole Bikemas

Apparently people trying to call their Muslim relatives in Israel are being forwarded to a creepypasta style voicemail that just says increasingly creepy shit the longer you listen

Its not intimacy men are running from. Its women collecting mental disorders like Pokémon and then blaming men when their girl bossing backfires and taking half our shit

Going to the golf course with my boss again today and he wants to know the story on the 3 niggers I had to fire and I really dont know how much longer I can keep doing corporate speak "Listen they were putting hand tools on a hydraulic press and betting on which one would take the most pressure before it broke. The destroyed like 500 dollars worth of another employees tools" Thats the best I can do without just saying "The heat brings out the wild in the dindu"

One of the bosses at golf just made a jew joke, my time to shine

Hey you guys wanna see the Zodiac Killer get murdered?

MAGA dies today. The entire point of MAGA was peace. No matter how stupid he was, no matter how retarded he was at least he didn't start any wars.

She is talking about the Oct 7th "holocaust", its never been this over

jew starts the press conference, its over

Turns out that Israel managed to sabotage most of Iran by imbedding indians in their tech... Sound familiar?

liberals vs vehicles is almost as funny as pajeets vs trains