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Nostr girls are based af

Bitcoin saved me mentally and financially.

Travel hack: Bring your own pillow

This is a story of a king and two princes. One prince, Luke, was the king’s least favorite while John was his favorite. John wanted a horse for Christmas so his father bought one and kept it in Luke’s bedroom to hide it until Christmas Day. On Christmas Day the king brought the horse out, gave it to John and John began to cry. “Dad, I wanted a white horse, this horse is brown 😭😭”. The king felt terrible, but then noticed he he heard laughing, and splashing sounds coming from Luke’s room. “What is going on in there?”, the king questioned and opened the door. Luke’s room was filled with horse shit and Luke was searching through it vigorously, laughing and having a blast. “Luke replied with a smile on his face, “with all this horse shit in here, the must be a horse somewhere!”

I call bullshit on how they found the guy.. They used surveillance methods not disclosed to us.