Being a mom kicked my actual ass today.
That’s all.
Morgan Maksoud-Miller
morganmaksoudmiller@ditto.pub
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الحمد لله
BigTech cult escapee who found a safe landing zone with Team Soapbox. I combine my whimsy & rage here. Let's chat revolution, meet at the mosh, or if you’re really my friend catch an opossum.
Oh look, another time when 1 + 1=2 & the bad idea has the really bad outcome!!!
https://blossom.ditto.pub/5f28c6a7ac6ba89a9481e7eb491b7e9c65cfc7a93e5fde588fa2d6c8248e4892.qt
@Constant this you 
@Constant you seem grumpier than usuaaalll
If you’re not using Birdstar, that’s lame.
https://blossom.dreamith.to/49e7eae0dbc174fb0ea61ced130f0ab23a7d0c958e1c8e0428e2586b71527c7d.qt
It just hit me what it actually means for me to devour these 16 jalapeño poppers by myself.
That’s 8 jalapeños, an entire 4oz of cream cheese, & 14 pieces of turkey bacon strips. Also accidentally consumed atleast half a toothpick.
I am a MONSTER.
Oh Lemon girl 🥹🍋
My son wants to know if Sonic and his team could beat Godzilla and I’m gonna be honest with you guys. There’s absolutely no amount of substance abuse I could do that would make me capable of answering that question.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer built me
I have saved so many slugs from being crisped on the sidewalk from Houston heat. You cannot convince me that there is not a slug colony somewhere around here that is getting real confused about their spiritual practices. They’ve got 1 slug atleast screaming “our Lord savior has come!!!”
I have saved so many slugs from being crisped on the sidewalk from Houston heat. You cannot convince me that there is not a slug colony somewhere around here that is getting real confused about their spiritual practices. They’ve got 1 slug atleast screaming “our Lord savior has come!!!”
I have saved so many slugs from being crisped on the sidewalk from Houston heat. You cannot convince me that there is not a slug colony somewhere around here that is getting real confused about their spiritual practices. They’ve got 1 slug atleast screaming “our Lord savior has come!!!”