🚨 Have we seen the future? 🧐 I just fed ChatGPT 5.1 the monthly Bitcoin price chart & the weekly Bitcoin price chart & gave it this prompt below: 🟠🟠🟠🟠🟠🟠🟠🟠🟠🟠🟠 “Pretend you are a professional trader with deep expertise in macro trends, chart patterns, Fibonacci retracements/extensions, support/resistance, volume analysis, and cycle behavior. Analyze the attached weekly and daily Bitcoin charts using strict technical analysis. Identify the current trend structure, support/resistance zones, Fibonacci levels, and any emerging patterns (like wedges, flags, ranges, or distribution/accumulation). Using that analysis, give me your best technical-only projections for Bitcoin’s price over: • the next 1 month • the next 3 months • the next 6 months

didn’t just receive two new mouses or two mice? 🤔

oh, no he didn’t…

Saturday don’t forget to #stretch

GM you Nostr party people

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these kids are bad ass! definitely going to become upstanding Bitcoin’ers 🫡

the shitcoin casino whales all be like…

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I’m not gonna lie stablecoins are pretty fkn convenient I had a customer pay for her roasted coffee order on Venmo I converted the $26 to PYUSD & sent it to Kraken it took 30 seconds to receive I then converted the PYUSD to $USD it cost me .01¢ I then converted the USD to BTC & opted out of the system altogether I did all of this in 4-5min time using the old antiquated banking rails, it would have taken about 4-5 days to stack those sats on another platform

possibly one of the best songs of all time…

Friday don’t forget to #stretch

Top-10 Known Bitcoin Holders (Approximate BTC) 1. Satoshi Nakamoto (pseudonymous) ≈ 1,100,000 BTC Early-miner cluster widely attributed to Satoshi. 2. Coinbase (custodial / exchange wallets, aggregated) ≈ 1,000,000 – 1,100,000 BTC Coinbase is consistently shown as one of the world’s largest custodial holders. 3. ETF / Institutional Pools ≈ 700,000 – 900,000 BTC Includes BlackRock iShares Bitcoin Trust and other ETF custodial holdings across multiple products. 4. MicroStrategy (corporate treasury) ≈ 650,000 BTC Michael Saylor’s company remains the most aggressive corporate accumulator. 5. Binance (exchange custodial wallets, aggregated) ≈ 450,000 – 600,000 BTC Represents multiple Binance cold wallets and custodial storage addresses. 6. U.S. Government 🇺🇸 ≈ 325,000 BTC Includes law-enforcement seizures plus the ~127,271 BTC “pig-butchering” seizure added to prior holdings. 7. China 🇨🇳 (aggregated seized / government-held) ≈ 180,000 – 190,000 BTC Represents coins seized by various Chinese government bodies over multiple cases. 8. Grayscale / Converted ETF Holdings ≈ 160,000 – 180,000 BTC Former GBTC custodial balances plus migrated ETF holdings. 9. Bitfinex (cold wallets & hack-recovery addresses) ≈ 90,000 – 150,000 BTC Includes primary Bitfinex cold wallets and historically recovered hack-related addresses. 10. Tether (company reserves) ≈ 100,000 – 101,000 BTC BTC held as part of Tether’s corporate reserve strategy.

well, the IMF just now woke up & realized that the cat is out of the bag… & since the IMF lends directly to central banks & finance ministries… Bitcoin & stablecoins put them out of business 👋🏼 GOOD RIDDANCE

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stacking sats today for a brighter tomorrow ☀️

🚨 PSA … well no fkn shit! every married man on the planet already knows this

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that magical moment… ✈️