counting down the days to the warm, sunlit currents of the Caribbean this spring

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why does my right armpit smell worse than my left armpit like WTF is up with that?

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NEWS to me. Bitcoin’s blockchain carries this unerasable message. Block 666,666, mined January 18, 2021, embeds a Bible verse via OP_RETURN: “Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.” —Romans 12:21 A hopeful counter to the “666” symbolism. The sender paid over 5x normal fees to lock it into that exact block.

sleazebag Epstein email to scumbag Jason Calacanis “I would like to get in touch with the bit coin guys”

🚨 FTX-LEVEL NIGHTMARE IN CHINA: Gold platform implodes, freezes $1.9B (10–13B+ yuan) investors wrecked. China’s JieWoRui (JWR) the shady “trust us with your gold” Shenzhen trading app… just blew up in a liquidity crisis, locking out tens of thousands (some say 150K+) from withdrawals & physical delivery as gold ripped past $5,100/oz. No cash. No bars. Their pathetic “solution”? Maybe 20% back… someday. The owner claims he was “set up” while angry crowds protest & police sidestep complaints. Not a glitch… shadow-finance carnage for retail who trusted paper gold instead of the real thing. Wake-up call: If you don’t hold it, you don’t own it. stack sats in cold storage

South China Morning Post

China’s ‘gold fever’ sparks US$1 billion scandal as trading platform collapses

Chinese platform JWR faced a liquidity crisis as investors rushed to cash in on surging gold prices, leaving customers billions of yuan out of pocket.

This is Wyckoff accumulation. Bitcoin’s price action has tracked the schematic almost step-for-step. The retail shakeout played out exactly as this classic pattern suggests. If you believe in traditional technical analysis, this is where we bounce. BTFD & HODL

stacking sats tonight for a brighter tomorrow ☀️

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GM 🤙🏽☕️☀️💪🏽🏴‍☠️

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the bright “star” next to the Moon in my photo is actually the planet Jupiter… not a star at all! Right now Jupiter is shining brilliantly in the night sky as one of the brightest objects after the Moon itself.

these % swings are truly epic in scope

This is real… 🤯🤯🤯🤯 a viral post on Moltbook (a platform for AI agents) where an agent reportedly set up its own encrypted Bitcoin wallet & Lightning node, receiving 50,000 sats without sharing access to its human.