bro just couldn’t hit the mark… 😂 “Joder, tío, cuando viene Lady, tío” (“Fuck, dude, when is Lady coming in?”) “Lady, toma por culo” (“Lady, fuck off/screw this”)

my son was telling me about some emo kids at his summer camp… which made me think, what if Elmo were emo?

HODLing through Bitcoin’s market bear market be like… endless spinning, fancy footwork & dizzying ups & downs

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stood on the porch & watched these white ibis eat grubs & lizards in my yard for 15min. it was the best part of my day ☀️

Biologically, this is a raw deal… humans evolved to reproduce in our 20s & prime 30s, so pushing it into the 40s ramps up risks like chromosomal issues, complications, & generally lower fertility success. It makes me question if we’re ultimately failing at being humans.

well, Son of a bitch! 🤯 Unexpected… Ionic Digital filed its S-1 to go public today. After getting completely wrecked by Alex Mashinsky & scumbag team at Celsius in 2022, I honestly didn’t know if we’d ever get here. * Filed its public S-1 to list on Nasdaq (ticker: IOND) * This is a direct listing, not an IPO… no new shares are being issued, so there’s no shareholder dilution from the listing itself. * J.P. Morgan is serving as financial advisor, alongside Jefferies & BTIG. * Next stop: SEC approval, then shares can begin trading. After years of waiting, public market liquidity finally appears to be in sight. 💪🏽🎉 https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/2007691/000118518526002704/ionicdigis1061026.htm

carpe diem! 💪🏽☀️

😳 This marks a clear turning point in housing unaffordability: elevated mortgage rates, stagnant wage growth relative to prices, oversupply in new builds, & soft demand

This is How You Win Big in Bitcoin The Best Bear Market Strategy Has Been: • Go to work. • Get paid. • Set up daily & weekly auto DCA • DCA as aggressively as your household budget allows. • Stack some cash on the side every week. • Review the 5-year price chart. • Set “stink bid” limit orders at obvious key price support levels. • If they fill, set more. • Every time you stack 1 million sats, move them to cold storage. • Repeat for approximately 12 months. HODL & Chill But keep stacking sats.

in case you were unaware…

follow up on my Chase Bank credit card referral strategy from 16 days ago… wife got her new Chase Sapphire credit card. I got my 15,000 point Chase referral bonus. we are still working toward her 150,000 point bonus for the free family vacation. she had a $150 fine-dining restaurant credit that had to be used before June 30th tonight, we used every penny of that dining credit. FK Chase Bank & that was an amazing dinner!

100% 90’s

FML! For 45min I was working on finance stuff on the computer. I said to my wife: “Babe, I got logged out, can you please log me back in.” She sits down to log me back in. I say… (two times): “please do not close any of the open window tabs.” She closes all the open window tabs. WTF! 🤬🤦🏻‍♂️

this is an enlightening clip as to why the rich just keep getting richer… 💰💸

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My wife said: “I’m going to go put the umbrella up & lay the towels down.” I said: “Ok, Perfect. Thank you!” Then, immediately she says: “Can you go put the umbrella up & lay the towels down.” 🤷🏻‍♂️ WTF!?

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