May The #CLARITY Be With You 😝
Michael ⚡️S⚡️
m_affirmed@primal.net
npub1jp54...xcra
Insights From A Senior Professional #Bitcoin Hodler | There Is No Second-Best
#ClarityAct #Stablecoins #Stablecoin #Yield #Meme #Memes #Memestr


Selling #Bitcoin is gay¹ 😝
¹ unless you have to {be} 💩
#Aliens #UFOs #Hantavirus #Bullshit #Distraction #OBEY #Meme #Memestr


Never Sell Your #Bitcoin 🍊 upgraded to 🍊 Never Be A Net Seller
Girth matters more than length. 😄 #Bitcoin #Strategy #MSTR #STRC
https://www.strategy.com/press/strategy-acquires-535-btc-and-now-holds-818869-btc_05-11-2026
Boring 🍊 #Bitcoin #Strategy #MSTR #STRC


Gm ☕ #Nostr | Saturday, May 9, 2026 | Blocktime 948584
#Bitcoin to the Moo.... Uh, oh! 💩 #Remigration
Gm ☕ #Nostr | Friday, May 8, 2026 | Blocktime 948447
Don't sell your #Bitcoin... unless you have to! 😝
Tiresome 🍊 #Bitcoin
Stop calling it a dead cat bounce, just stop it! 🍊 #Bitcoin
Good 🍊 #Bitcoin #Nostr | Wednesday, May 6, 2026 | Blocktime 948154 | Message of the Day:
Nothing what's going on in the world right now has anything to do with 4D chess. 😝
✅ Voted FOR #Strategy #MSTR #STRC
https://www.strategy.com/strc/vote
Good Day 🍊 #Bitcoin #Nostr | Tuesday, May 5, 2026 | Blocktime 948017
Oddly there's nothing to say right now, so I'll just leave it like that. 🤡
Gm ☕🍊 #Bitcoin #Nostr | Monday, May 4, 2026 | Blocktime 947824
17 seconds for manifesting #NGU finally worked! 😝
Better buy now before @Michael Saylor scoops up the rest. 🍊 #Bitcoin #Strategy #MSTR #STRC


Gm ☕🍊 #Bitcoin #Nostr | Sunday, May 3, 2026 | Blocktime 947689
Stay Humble, Stack Sats My Arse 😡 Moon Now!
The shit has to fly, it just has to! 🍊 #Bitcoin
Gm ☕🍊 #Bitcoin #Nostr | Saturday, May 2, 2026 | Blocktime 947557


#Europoor 🇪🇺 desperately in need of that @strike line of credit, @jack mallers.