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@Derek Ross throwing gang signs on the lake today 🤣

What is your unhealthy obsession? Mine is racing my GPS. Do I win? Abso-fucking-loutely - every single time. GPS says time to destination is 26 minutes. You bet your ass I'm making it in 25 minutes or less 😂

While @Derek Ross is in Helsinki.... With my girl 💜

My role as @Derek Ross travel companion has been taken over by Shadow.

Real life happenings today It's 1:20, we've been in the car for an hour and @Derek Ross announces that he's done on his phone, he's completed all of the things he needed to do & he can keep me company now. I look at him and our son and say "within 5 minutes, you'll be back on your phone." We have a conversation about the things he's accomplished for Vegas and upcoming meetings and events. It's now 1:25. I start busting up laughing and making a big scene - like, literal dancing.... (thank goodness we're at a red light cause I'm driving). "Booyah. Mic drop. Bahahaha. I told you!!!!!" Derek & our son look at me, both oblivious and say "what?" "You're on your phone. It's barely been 5 minutes." Do I know my husband or what?!? This man is ALWAYS working on some project or doing research 😂 He put his phone down after this 😂😂😂 (we still had nearly 2 hours left in our trip🤪)

The Prince and T he Pea?!

Help me convince @Derek Ross that we need a puppy!!