When I was a kid, a friend invited me to Dairy Queen. When we arrived I was disappointed and confused to see an ice cream shop because I assumed we were going to see cows.
Have you ever had a mix-up like that?
##grownostr #kids
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Swimming through life with my otter half
You gotta be kidding me. I like the idea of making scrubs more stylish… but this has gone too far. 

My four year old informed me that when his baby sister is bigger, she will not have a penis.
#grownostr #parenting
#grownostr #relationships #love #valentines View quoted note →
“Soulmates are made, not found.”
I read an interesting article describing how believing in soul mates can be detrimental to a relationship because you expect it to be easy and for your partner to meet all your needs. You need to choose to love each other and work at building a strong relationship. 😍
Happy Valentines Day!

Looking for a soulmate? It's a trap, researchers say — CBC News
The allure of finding "the one" has existed for centuries. But research has continuously shown that — whether or not they actually exist — beli...
Not my creation, but funny to me
#funny #memes 

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I received a request for lots of steak. So air fryer steak two nights in a row! 😊 It was my first time cooking steak like that. Gotta say, it seems like the way to go. Very easy, less cleanup, consistent cooking, tender. 🤤


Saw this this morning, it made me laugh. 😂 

I’ve been making more pizza at home lately. Because a) pizza is awesome and b) I have a lactose-intolerant family member so this way I can use cheese we all can eat.
My top flavour combos now are:
- pepperoni, green olives, peppers with a sprinkle of cayenne pepper flakes
AND
-pepperoni, bacon, mushrooms, tomatoes, with a sprinkle of thyme
Any other suggestions I should try?
#Grownostr #foodstr


Crispy baked chicken thighs with basmati, cucumber, cilantro and peanut sauce.
#Grownostr #foodstr 

Today I learned from my 4 year-old that his grandmother is « cool »… because she makes pasta with no sauce. 🍝🍝
#mumstr #parenting