I think my four year old was threatening me. He told me that if I don’t read him a bedtime story and sing him a lullaby, he is going to dream that I am a monster when I pick him up from daycare. 😈
Oooooohhh… I’m shaking in my boots.
#parenting
Lotte Otter
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Swimming through life with my otter half
Wow! So expensive to “manage” the money. When the fund would have done better just with index funds. 🤦🏼♀️ The CPP staff are profiting… and that’s about it.


The Globe and Mail
Opinion: Eighteen years and $46-billion later, the CPP admits it could have earned more just by buying index funds
Not only did the fund trail its benchmark in its most recent fiscal year – it is now trailing it over the entire 18-year period since the fund we...
Four year old kid is starting to ask more interesting questions. Today’s edition: “Why is this our house?”
#parenting
My 5 month old baby sounds like a dolphin, communicating with clicks and chirps.
#parenting
My eggs!!! 😫 

When I was a kid, a friend invited me to Dairy Queen. When we arrived I was disappointed and confused to see an ice cream shop because I assumed we were going to see cows.
Have you ever had a mix-up like that?
##grownostr #kids