Most of what's wrong in today's world would be corrected by just reorganizing 39 letters, as follows: Abolish: CIA NSA FBI ICE ATF IRS FRB IMF Diminish: USD EUR GBP YEN Establish: BTC

Lately, when scrolling thru my Twitter feed, I am reminded of The Parable of The Two Frogs: "A common man from the village had two frogs. He put one of his frogs in ice water and he put his other frog in boiling water. This way he learned that, on average, neither of them was comfortable".

And for tonight's Mempoolery entertainment: 28f2f22a6f6261729efefc2e3895a3d81bdb60589d08bff775cecbca1c35d8b8 A transaction which spends $1.21 from a utxo containing $1,093,795.15 putting the change ($1,093,793.61) back into the original native segwit address. The fee is $0.33 and the first confirmation came 9min after broadcast. Behold the circular economy. Are you not entertained? 🤔

FTX is not #Bitcoin SBF is not #Bitcoin Binance is not #Bitcoin Nina Turner is not #Bitcoin #Bitcoin Only is #Bitcoin

Very few still have the enthusiasm and courage to buy the terrifyingly deep dips that send the faint of heart scattering like rats back into fiat. That's when we BTFD and how we eventually become Inb4NgU. Do it, and in the future people will call you lucky. https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_a767aa1c3a561fe6ec27131ee9ef48a1641a6a274102c416f715c13553854241.jfif 😎

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If anyone here is missing their bluebird... please feel free to have one of mine. https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_90e16b161c5cb28acf90cdeb617e00503d9a4fa651b87729dd703a3793f5e66f.jpg😃

Bitcoin Version v24.0.1 Running Height 777756 Peers 31 Difficulty 3.92e+13 Mempool Size 20.71 MB GN all 😎

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BITF $1.06 -$0.050 -4.50% HUT $1.87 -$0.14 -7.21% HIVE $3.05 -$0.32 -9.64% CLSK $3.14 -$0.25 -7.25% Not a good day for mining stocks today. 😣

More Mempoolery: It is utterly fascinating to contemplate the human scenario behind any random transaction flowing thru the mempool. A singular movement of money worthy to enshrine in the pristine immutable first layer, shrouded in mystery and sinking slowly into the vault of continuous confirmation. 3202325ca642faedefa948b8d4c4748c73be2fd2ed11590ede29328194d8d852 $457 is spent from a utxo holding $107,797,171 A fee of $1.39 is paid. Perhaps Elon just ordered dinner? Bitcoin 😎

The mempool has cleared. 1-2 sats/vB should confirm in the next block. Unfairly cheap once more. 😎

More Mempoolery: e070b65c57dd68162f132d09d273a19961df27359434240d33648ba47569ec64 Apparently, 161 dollars was spent from a wallet containing over 161 million dollars A fee of 44cents was paid. #Bitcoin 😎

Did you know that you can get 4000 Satoshis for less than a dollar? What the hell are you... waiting for? #Bitcoin #BTFD

+ sudo -u bitcoin npx next telemetry disable Updating my node... Just gotta love the shadowy supercoder shit. Amarite? #Bitcoin 😎

Every fucking dip you buy... was also once an All Time High. Today's fucking dip was brought to you by the ATH from November 10th 2021 #BTFD #HODL #Bitcoin 😎