quality vday gift recs from etsy! 
ferrell
ozymandingus@nostrplebs.com
npub1jtv7...s3jq
professional moron.
@jack in a satoshi tee shirt but the focus is on the two professional performers. analogy in there somewhere.
ludaaaaaa
meth gator View quoted note →
yep. mental midget. View quoted note →
never knew jesus was a foot guy.
we’re thinking of moving closer to the beach. the idea of picking up surfing again (but in earnest this time) is giving me life. i really like the idea of fitness with nature. stuff like climbing, surfing. rambling, but anyway. pretty excited.
i knew i’d get one of you dumbasses lol. the guy at your local liquor store is a spook bc he asked to see your ID for your alcohol purchase but an authoritarian dictator who literally worked for a communist totalitarian state’s security agency is somehow a victim and actually not a bad guy. View quoted note →
putin is the spook of all spooks
game night 😊 
in other news, i’m a progressive liberal now 😂 View quoted note →
@npub1n6g4...watk i’m gonna be in your neck of the woods toward the end of the month if you wanna grab a drink.
crank this and go lift some heavy shit. you’re welcome.
“baby you got a stew going” - carl weathers
RIP you son of a bitch
“fiat toenail clippers” “fiat sports” “fiat tiling caulk” View quoted note →
making it a point to remove from my feed anyone who uses “fiat” in a non-monetary sense.
this what happens when you spend a 1st round pick on an RB