I can't even lie I want these
thegreatape :gentoo: :nixos: :sway:
thegreatape_at_thechimp.zone@mostr.pub
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- I may share posts that people under 18 shouldn't look at.
- I am always listening to music. Mainly RnB, Jazz, Jazz Fusion
- Linux obsessed nerd focussing on NixOS and Gentoo.
- I love monkeys / primates of every kind. #PrimatesAreNotPets
- I regret to inform you that I am a Vegan
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Need a bottom of the bell curve bitch
done cranked my hog for the last time
:tinfoilcat: The CIA has been busy at work covering all keyboards with microneedles that puncture your fingers every time you press a key. These microneedles carry even smaller nanobots that enter the bloodstream and make you gay. This is why you MUST always buy used keyboards (the needles are worn down) and always wash them 50 times before use. :aaaaa: :AAAAAA:
I seriously need to start going to bed at like 9-10 pm. I can't not sleep for 10 hours.
:happy_bunny_hop: hoppin into the new week
It’s called being’ a furry, T. A bunch of finooks pretend they are wolf girls and jack off talking about having sex with each other. Some of em even dress up like Tony the Tiger and do it like… well, you can imagine.
The only thing I miss about eating meat is making interesting burgers from the bobs burgers cookbook :(
If anyone's grandpa is trying to get rid of CDs lmk. Gotta grow the collection
Slept like 22 hours over the last 2 days :sleep_cat: :gir_sleep:
Gimme tree fiddy or else I'm going to fucking go ballistic
w-w-where's 😭 the hoes 😢 :bulbsob:
need more vids of fucked up food
There's something fucked up about naming an alcoholic beverage "The Beast Unleashed" considering it probably will drive some man to anger and result in unleashing a beast of rage. Also lmao just in case you weren't fucking your liver up enough, they made alcoholic monster so you can get kidney stones at the same time.
Hmmm yep I got monkey/10
An average meal for the monkeys at primates incorporated. Ngl I almost eat like this. Less fruits and more veggies.
>tfw eat so many onions my blood actually kind of smells like onions now
What are the repercussions of this?
My little spaz
