The difference between you and a chef Will ALWAYS be the amount of butter you use

I’m not politically correct like the rest of the plebs you follow I give 0 fucks if you like or don’t like what I say I’m grateful for nostr to allow me to say whatever the fuck I wanna say whenever the fuck I wanna say it

YOUR SOUL IS IN YOUR KEEPING ALONE

worst thing you can call someone nowadays is a Jew 🤮

Nostr was made for this The next great nostr migration is on its way View quoted note →

i think we might’ve cooked with this one chat

It was not easy but here’s the FULL interview View quoted note →

Go to Google right now and type in “is we getting” and show me what comes up for you first 💀

i just went through 20 diff captions for this note and ended up on this one

The flame comes from gas released from a bloated cow's stomach. Cows naturally produce methane during digestion through a process called enteric fermentation, where microbes in their rumen break excessive gas builds up in the stomach, creating pressure that sometimes needs to be relieved using a tube inserted by a vet. If the released gas is exposed to a flame, it burns - because methane is highly flammable in the presence of oxygen.

“Nice guitar case, play something for us?”