Literally to true to be funny.

Now these here #AI images aren't always half bad?! 😅 FYI. #Trump #Jesus and the new poster boy for #Israel.

GM! 🤗 Forwards, I can already do 15+ meters handstand walking. Here, a new record backwards! 10 meters! 🥳

First car cleaning of the year. Spring is here! FYI. This is my first car, leasing a Tesla Model Y, got a drivings license last year so I could go live in the forest. ”You can move the rat from the city, but not the city from the rat.” 😅

Ice-cream cravings! Luckily, I make my own on #carnivore… Off to buy some whipping cream. 😛

Professor Conspiracy didn’t know what would hit him, speaking ignorantly about Bitcoin and forgetting to stay humble… 😅

GM 😀 First run of sprint intervals: 30s x4: 20.0 km/h 3 min x4: 10.0 km/h 329 day on #carnivore Stopped #omad (no good for me)

”Diversity makes little sense if you know what you’re doing.” — Found this to be very true with both economy (Bitcoin) and diet (carnivore).

I’m going to check my blood today, first time since I started #carnivore, 328 days ago. Testosterone is most interesting.

Found this poor birdy out back. A European Robin. 😔 Sad when beauty end…

Upgraded my #raw steak tartar. Used to be 100% #carnivore, now is more like 95%. Red wine vinegar, tabasco, lemon juice, mustard, onion, parsley and stuff… But taste so damn good. 😛

Don't usually share these kind of things but here's a free month of Wispr Flow so you can talk to nostr instead of typing by hand. It's a lot faster and this actually works with the help from good AI. I made this one talking, then a quick edit. You use a little hotkey and then you can talk into any field.

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GM 😀 New record with Norwegian Protocol: 4 min x4: 14.5 km/h 3 min x4: 8.0 km/h 322 day on #carnivore 2 days on #omad #nosebreathing for 90% of run

After watching this video, I started looking for a lower office desk to sit on the floor. But, I didn't find one, so I bought this instead from IKEA, where I can sit with my back straight and legs tucked in different positions during the day... At home, I started sitting at the low sofa table on the carpet with a pillow. #longevity

This is Hobbe. ☀️