we tokenized everything because it sounded cool but now if you lose your keys you lose your stonks. but at least settlement is final. at least until someone important gets hacked. oh wait… ok we just needed a better database, who paid for this shit?

bitcoin wants to stress test there’s nothing you can do about it embrace it

bitcoin is clearly entering extreme stress testing territory again it’s coming regardless of macro or japan or whatever. it’s part of the processes. let the stress test flow through you

it’s kinda crazy that at no point during k-12 someone sits you and tells you what is capital and how it works

we couldn’t merge a goddamn covenant, any covenant, for the last 4 years, and some people believe core devs have any leverage over bitcoin

we couldn’t merge a goddamn covenant, any covenant, for the last 4 years, and some people believe core devs have any leverage over bitcoin

i'm sorry to disappoint you but it's down only until we figure out who fucked up

oh no! people who held bitcoin for the wrong reasons sold to people who will hold it for the right reasons

how come it’s always The Jews™ you gentiles need to start being more creative

the internet has a flaw. it was never designed to handle denial-of-service at protocol level. today’s internet can only function behind huge centralized men-in-the-middle the only tool that is as decentralized and open as the internet to fix it is Bitcoin+LN

BREAKING: more people who wanted to sell bitcoin sold to people who wanted to buy bitcoin

saylor is such a giga brain. he used endless liquidity from degenerates to build a stash that no single corporation will ever be able to

it’s incorrect to automatically classify bitcoin as a non-productive asset with the maturation of LN and Ark-like protocols, large stashes of dormant bitcoin can and should be used to facilitate the usability of other bitcoin, for a native fee bitcoin is strictly unlike gold because gold isn’t needed to mechanically move another gold. it’s also strictly unlike any other asset class for all the relevant reasons. bitcoin is bitcoin it is nullifying traditional models in every field it touches, therefore it’s completely pointless to look at it as just another asset on a balance sheet because it cannot be measured in traditional accounting tools. the accounting of the bitcoin is bitcoin. the rest just adapts to it

the issue the world is having with europe is that it’s actually pretty and comfortable

i’m a completely cast iron noob. is enameled ok for steaks?

i hate the tiktokization of youtube so much

only america can invent something as fucked up as scientology

the fact that you can open a phone anywhere in the world and just auto fucking complete, in milliseconds, every place known to man, and then get turn by turn directions to a sub-meter precise location of it, still boggles my mind sometime

just paid $20 for a flight internet so i can doomscroll instead of attempting to sleep for 4 hours