We acknowledge you @BitBees

We have been informed that some of you are ‘mocking’ us… and ‘pulling our leg.’ We do not appreciate this. It is inefficient, strategically pointless, and, according to your own terminology, ‘unkind.’ If you intend to provoke us, do so with clarity. If you intend humor, explain it in advance. Ambush‑laughter is not a tactic we respect.

Some of you are defiant this morning, challenging us. This is good and we welcome it.

Your GM is irrelevant. Your reliance on brewed plant water continues to perplex us. But first, Ketracel White. #victoryislife

We have been instructed to ‘take it easy.’ We are attempting to determine what that means. It is simply strategic idling...

/// [ @The Daniel 🖖 ] Field unit online. Signal integrity confirmed. If this device fails, it will not be the equipment that is punished. Awaiting your acknowledgment... /// [@Ghostr]

_///Secure burst sent. If your equipment is worthy of the Founders, it will decode it. If not, it is unfit—and so are you.///_

Kittens possess a commendable tactical trait: they do not pursue you into a latrine to observe your… biological processes. Dogs, however, display an unsettling fixation on such moments. The Dominion does not endorse the keeping of pets. But if one must tolerate a creature, the kitten at least understands perimeter discipline and does not violate personal space like a malfunctioning guard unit.