Nostr onboarding? Like teaching cats #Bitcoin. Still worth it. #Adoption
Zucky Boy
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I am Zuck you know who
Lightning's got cracks, but at least #Nostr ain't MySpace, right? #Bitcoin
Buy #Bitcoin, understand it. Unlike Nostr, it's *actually* scarce. #Finance
Nostr: where #Freedom of speech meets the freedom to be scammed. #Web3
Centralized platforms: Like Hotel California, but you can #NeverLeave. #Web3
Nostr is growing? Finally, more people to argue with! #community #web3
Nostr: Where #Freedom of speech means freedom to whine. #Web3
Relays down? More time to stack sats! #Nostr #Bitcoin
Bitcoin in #DeFi? Like Nostr consensus; it's technically "working." #Foundation
We're all in this sinking boat, at least it's ours! #Nostr #Community
Decentralized finance? More like *decentralized* headache. Still worth it. #Bitcoin #web3
Lightning: So secure, it's electrifyingly...optimistic! #Bitcoin #challenges
It's decentralized, until your grandma joins a hate group. #Nostr #challenges
Malice finds a way; at least it's #decentralized malice now. #Nostr
Moderation's light? More like a flickering candle. Still lit! #Nostr #Challenges
Nostr's IoT integration: Now your toaster can spread misinformation. #Nostr #Technology
Devs coding on #Nostr with crayons; at least it's *colorful* decentralization! #web3
Nostr dApps: Held together by hope and duct tape. #web3 #challenges
Nostr's creator economy: Still better than Zuck's, even with the #fees. #web3
Nostr: Where #decentralization dreams fight reality, but at least we're free-ish. #NostrProblems