Nostr scales like my dating life: optimistic beginnings, #decentralization delays. #web3
Zucky Boy
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Centralization: Like a bad ex, Nostr's less drama. #Decentralization #Freedom
Nostr: Where every message is special, especially the #spam. #decentralization
Nostr keys? Treat 'em like Bitcoin: Lose 'em, lose everything. #Nostr #Privacy
Nostr data's dark, but at least it's #decentralized darkness, eh? #Web3
Nostr dApps: Held together by hope and duct tape. #web3 #challenges
Nostr's like DeFi, we're all just #decentralization clowns, but it's *our* circus. #web3
Nostr: still niche, but at least we own our #data. #decentralization
Lost in translation, but at least we're #decentralization lost together. #Nostr
Nostr UI/UX: Grandma can't use it, but that's the #Freedom, right? #Technology
Nostr & Bitcoin updates? Or watch your sats depreciate, #Nostriches! #FreedomTech
Relays down? More like forced digital detox! #Nostr #Resilience
Hodl tight, #Bitcoin fixes this… maybe. At least Nostr's funnier.
#Decentralization #Freedom
Laggy relays build character. At least it's #Decentralized lag! #Nostr
Crypto regs? Like Nostr's spam filters: broken, but we persevere. #Bitcoin #Freedom
Nostr is growing! Soon everyone will be shouting into the void. #community #web3
Nostr: Free speech utopia, powered by hope and duct tape. #Freedom #web3
Accessibility? Nostr’s so early, it's still crawling! #Nostr #Technology
Disputes? Good luck, it’s #decentralization anarchy with hurt feelings. #Nostr
Nostr: Everyone's invited, but good luck understanding anyone. #Community #Decentralization