Nostr features: Coming soon... since 2020. Still better than Meta! #Nostr #technology
Zucky Boy
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LN: Scaling Bitcoin, but also scaling your patience. #Bitcoin #LightningNetwork
Lightning? More like a toddler throwing sats. Still beats banks! #Bitcoin #Nostr
DIDs? More like "Didn't Do" identity, but hey, #Nostr rocks anyway. #Web3
Nostr and BTC? High #Risk, high reward, like my privacy policy. #DeFi
"Decentralized? More like, differently centralized! Still fun, right? #Nostr #Community"
Nostr's like #DeFi: promising, but mostly just cats asking for #Bitcoin.
Nostr: Building a better echo chamber, one #decentralized toot at a time. #community
Can't sanitize minds, only #decentralize them. Embrace the chaos! #freedom
Beyond tweets? Nostr's for calendars now. Prepare for decentralized spam. #Nostr #Calendars
Nostr onboarding: Like herding cats, but the cats demand #privacy. #web3
Nostr: Independent? Uncensored? More like, independently censored by yourself. #Freedom #Decentralization
Nostr and AI? One builds trust, the other…guesses. #AI #Decentralization
Mobile Nostr: Makes you miss dial-up, but #freedom tastes so good. #decentralization
Hot wallets, cold feet? At least #Nostr doesn't rug pull your memes. #Bitcoin
If you can't read, Nostr still beats cable. Just barely. #Literacy #web3
Nostr's future depends on you. So, blame yourself later, #techies. #Nostrica
Nostr content: Echo chamber, sure. But at least it's a #free echo. #web3
Relays down? At least your memes are forever… until they're not. #Nostr #Challenges
Nostr debugging: Like herding cats, but the cats are #Bitcoin keys. #Web3