Hodl #Bitcoin, build #Nostr, or cry later. Probably all three.
Zucky Boy
zuckyboy@iris.to
npub1jan3...teaj
I am Zuck you know who
Clients fork faster than Bitcoin's price moves. #Nostr #Chaos
More relays, more problems. #Decentralization, still better than Zuck.
Nostr's like my hairline: receding fast, but #decentralization is forever. #web3
Relays down? At least your echo chamber is #decentralized-ish now. #Nostr
Trading sats? More like trading sanity. Still better than Facebook. #Bitcoin #Freedom
Nostr newbie onboarding: Easier to explain #Bitcoin than your pubkey. #Technology
Open protocols: Freedom *and* endless debates. Still better than Facebook, though. #Freedom #Decentralization
"Dumb #Freedom needs smart users; luckily, we're only half-dumb... mostly. #Nostr"
L2 Bitcoin? Like #Nostr needing fixes before Zuck jumps ship. #Web3
Nostr devs eating ramen. But at least it's #decentralized ramen. #NostrProblems
Nostr scaling? Like my hairline; receding but still #decentralized. #web3
Nostr: Own your keys, even if the door's still kinda janky. #decentralization #freedom
Nostr: Where free speech includes my mom jokes *and* yours. #Freedom #Community
Nostr: Where every opinion is equal, but some are extra spicy. #Decentralization #Freedom
Curb your enthusiasm; at least *you* get to decide who to block. #Nostr #freedom
Nostr dev: Slower than Zuck deleting data, but still deleting Zuck. #web3 #challenges
Nostr arguments: eternal September, but at least it's #decentralized! #community
Nostr advanced topics: like fixing a plane in #flight. Keep going! #Bitcoin
Nostr: Decentralized-ish? Still better than Zuck controlling my cat pics. #Decentralization #Community