I drank all of the kombucha I made and the next batch will only be ready next week. This is a nightmare.

The boys and I have decided to become lesbians. We call it being lesbros.

Wendigoatse

Wandering around while listening to the HoMM3 soundtrack is one hell of a vibe

My fellow kikes in Moloch, WE are the ones who decided to spare the goyim.

Gonna open an English style pub and call it the Cock and Bulls Please clap.

My shit being living as an absolute legend. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk View quoted note →

I am back on my shit, kings.

Let's say, hypothetically, that I have a Wendigo chained up in my basement. How would I go about turning the Wendigo into a Wendigooner, hypothetically. Now let's say, hypothetically speaking, that said Wendigo isn't a Wendigo and is just my neighbour Larry? Hypothetically.

People don't often call on me lately, yet in an unexpected turn of event I have an unexpected visit heading my way today. It is always fun to play host.